(Source: 1000drawings, via real-horrorsh0w)

"Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, ‘You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!’ said the straight tree. He said, ‘I’m tall and I’m straight.’ And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, ‘Cut all the straight trees.’ And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange."

Tom Waits, Wristcutters: A Love Story (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via real-horrorsh0w)

forever addendum

i don’t want to be fucked or stupid

distillerette:

Lunary atraction by Ricardo Solis

distillerette:

Lunary atraction by Ricardo Solis

one notes to some self

-always have a book with you

-always have a book with you

-always have a book with you

-filling out any applications forms or whatever somesuch nonsense will probably always give you massive amounts of anxiety; plan accordingly

-none of this makes sense

-none of this makes sense

-you’re fucked, probably

-stupid

bluejamjarart:

Desert Reaper
Gives you water in exchange for your life.

bluejamjarart:

Desert Reaper

Gives you water in exchange for your life.

(Source: jam-art, via lickoutyourbrains)

"Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don’t worry."

Welcome to Night Vale - Condos - The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home (via passific-rim-job)

(via lickoutyourbrains)

"It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else."

Annaka Silvia (via avenuetwentytwo)

(Source: quotethat, via backonthedrums)

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(via neptunelord)

wapiti3:

The Macrolepidoptera of the Earth: a systematic description of the hitherto known Macrolepidoptera; by Professor Dr. Adalbert Seitz. on Flickr.

Publication info Stuttgart: Alfred Kernen, 1909 
BHL Collections:
Smithsonian Libraries

(via scientificillustration)

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

(via lickoutyourbrains)

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

(Source: cockedtail, via youve-been-coulsoned)

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
look like you’re dead inside

(via youve-been-coulsoned)


Christina Bothwell Good Day, 2012

Christina Bothwell
Good Day, 2012

(Source: campsis, via saltyoceansandmarmalade)

(Source: loveage-moondream)